These are the visions, hallucinations, babbling, jokes, stories, parables, ravings, teachings, tricks, traditions, tidbits of wisdom, awareness, perceptions, and opinions of an Ancient Soul offered in Imaginative Ways. A Path To “Authentic Authorship” And Thinking Differently

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These are the visions, hallucinations, babbling, jokes, stories, parables, ravings, teachings, tricks, traditions, tidbits of wisdom, awareness, perceptions, and opinions of an Ancient Soul offered in Imaginative Ways. A Path To “Authentic Authorship” And Thinking Differently 〰️

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Many Ask....

Who Is Old Dog Anyway ?

Some suggest that Old Dog is an Ancient Animal Spirit related to the Trickster Coyote Spirit. One that offers an expression of practical absurdity, useful chaos and just possibly playful wisdom.
Some even believe that Old Dog is heyoka.
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia…
“Among the Lakota people, the heyoka is a contrarian, jester, satirist or sacred clown. The heyoka speaks, moves and reacts in an opposite fashion to the people around them.”
Others, even wonder if Old Dog is a "time traveler" bringing insight and entertaining distractions from both the Past and the Future.
Yet, there are those who say Old Dog is simply just a persona manifested by David Mueller when he chooses to mouth off about something and not take complete credit or responsibility for it. Who knows what is truth and reality ?

Old Dog Says....

Who Is David Mueller Anyway ?

Some say, that this Man is a massage therapist, bodyworker, healer, healing & arts wellness center/spa owner. Others suggest, he is a teacher, husband, joker, author, fool, grandfather, great grandfather, songwriter, photographer and infamous T-shirt author. Still there are those who make accusations that he is a heretic preacher’s kid, bad influence, current translator/channel for Old Dog Spirit and a general know it all who is substantially a consistently and uniquely a weird human being.
Old Dog says…
This Man may seem to be a lot of things. Honestly, the Boy may have been confused in grade school when they said, “You can be anything you want to be when you grow up. He thought they said, “You can be everything you want to be. So, that may be why He obviously believes he has the “big box of crayons”.
He claims to be a fully credentialed, certified Human Being (which he believes is a verb).
Some suggest that he is just certifiable.
Old Dog has heard rumors that this Man says that when he looks in the Mirror, he at times sees himself as Old Dog.
Well, Old Dog neither confirms or denies that from time to time when he looks into the Mirror and that he sees himself as that Man.
I guess it just depends on which side of the Mirror you are standing.

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The Way/Metaphor of Playing with Old Dog

You approach Old Dog and toss a “stick or ball” (challenge/problem, dream/goal, Seeking a new way of thinking, wanting to get out of a “box”, maybe just laugh more, find more insight or confusion, etc.). If you catch Old Dog’s attention, he will bring it back to you will something that will inspire you to be a better you.

* He doesn’t only work for money.
* He does only work for those whose life he can add to.
* He doesn’t work on things that he has no interest in.
* He does work “give away”, pro bono and negotiated.
* He quarantees his work. Being paid/fed only by those who value him.
* Physically Space Time Continuum
* Verbally by phone
* Virtually on
* Text
* Email
* Virtual Cafe - HastingsNow.com
* Second Life
* Publicly on “Ask Old Dog” - COMING SOON to HastingsNow.com
Much of what is offered here is done in the tribal tradition called "give away". It is in essence "as we are blessed so we bless". Old Dog creates much which in our culture is hard to put a price on. And yet, everyone has to eat. So, if you feel value in anything offered, Old Dog gives you permission to experience doing "give away" here if so moved.

Old Dog’s approach to mathematics/finance (actually hate math and believes it was created by Satan) is a different paradigm and way of thinking and may be subversive to the Capitalistic System.
* A session is $25 an hour.
* Unless it is quick thing, initial two hour sessions are recommended.
* After initial session pay the suggested fee or what you feel it is worth. If dissatisfied ask Old Dog to make it right for you or enjoy someone else.
* If you are overly blessed and feel you have too much money you are free to pay more than the suggested investment.
* Open to barter, exchange, gold bars, treats etc. assuming it is something Old Dog wants.
* Old Dog is open to being put on monthly retainer, if you desire regular sessions and want to insure there is Old Dog time available.
* Know that Old Dog’s ability to make things up (answers, opinions, perspectives etc.) is limitless. Old Dog’s time and interest is limited.
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